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Crackermilk's 75th Annual Ping Pong Tournament 2020
STRAP YOURSELF IN FOR SOME HIGH OCTANE ACTION! Who is the ultimate champion? Who is the loser that has to get a smack on the bum?Is it Ping Pong or Table Tennis? Who knows. It's Table Tennis. It's probably definitely Table Tennis but I said Ping Pong in the video so whatever deal with it
What Goob Does on His Day Off | PATREON SPECIAL
G'day boys, here's a special video for you all by everybody's favourite animator/designer/stream conductor/sometimes actor Goob. He's really fucked.
Beanie Boy | OUTTAKES
Hello, my special little enchiladas. This week's post is full of all the shit that didn't make it into the final cut. Fun BLOOPIES for all, enjoy!Say it with me:BEANIE BOY, BEANIE BOY, BEANIE BOY!
Elias eats too many beans
In this episode of the vlog: Beanie Boy and his pals are up to no good again, the stream is a chaotic mess as usual, and Connor won't stop pissing straight into the water in the bowl. God, he's such a disgusting piece of shit. I don't want to hear you piss straight into the water, Connor. NO ONE DOES. STOP IT!
New Crackermilk House Tour
Goodbye small, bland apartment. Hello cool new house! Come hang out with the boooooys as they fuck around in the new place.
Cat Calling | EXTENDED CUT!
Yoyo, here's a cut of this week's video with extra bits added in xxoo
The Tom Special | PATREON SPECIAL
We love our boy. Here is an ode to him. He's not dead or anything, we're just showing off his silly on-set antics.
Elias Learns How to Skate
Yo woddup, gnarly dudes? In this week's BTS, we teach slick skate dawg Elias how to shred the streets with his L O N G B O A R D! Wear a helmet, kids xx
Just boys pissing on boys
In this instalment of the BTS, the boys piss on each other and Tom morphs into a table. Happy birthday Avicii!
The Great Handball Duel | CRACKERMILK VAULT
In a VERY special piece of patreon content this week, we bring you an unreleased crackermilk video from early 2018. In my (Tom's) opinion, this is one of the funniest crackermilk videos ever made and I'm so sad that it never saw the light of day. I hope you enjoy it like I thoroughly do. You can do it, Clint!
Magic and Moustaches
In today's BTS, Goob learns a valuable lesson of never trusting Connor and also how to shave his facial hair to align with his values. Plus, the best god damn magic you've ever seen.
Your Friend Obsessed with Conspiracy Theories | UNCUT
If a dog wore a tin foil hat, would it where it like this, or like this? That's not in this video, but I just thought it was a funny thought. You can see Elias' red rocket in all its glory in this uncut, fucked version of today's video.
Interview with a Professional Footy Player
In today's behind the scenes installment, we have an EXCLUSIVE interview with footy professional Elias McBignose and our poor baby skeleton gets fuckin' flogged. Enjoy!
Go Long | BLOOPERS
WOOOOO!
We Found A Naughty Magazine | EXTRA LONG AND UNCUT
Hey fellow classmates, here's a super rare version of today's podcast that's TWELVE MINUTES LONGER and has way more GOOD SHIT in it. ENJOY! I'm not gay!
The First Annual Crackermilk Wheelchair Racing Tournament 2020
On your marks, get set, GO! Place your bets, the boys are off and racing this week to see who gets the glory of wheelchair racing gold. There's fun, there's fights, and there's falling off wheelchairs -- WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!?
We Start A Radio Show! | UNCENSORED & UNCUT!
You're back on the air with Conno, Elijah, and Flipper. Haha, I'm a dolphin! You're tuning in to the LONGER and UNCUT version of today's podcast!
Your Friend That Only Listens to Old Music | BLOOPERS
Keep your eyes on Elias and you'll see him trying (failing) to hide his smirks for the whole bloody thing.
Blackmailed by the Bouncer | UNCUT PODCAST
There's so much more dick suckin', boys cussin', and malteasers scattered on the floor in this cut of the podcast. Hope you enjoy, because we sure did.
The Handbag Goblin Again | UNCENSORED
Here's a version with an ending that shows way too much of Connor.
How Quarantine Really Feels | BLOOPERS
Big dumb gamer nerd can't stop laughing at his dumb gamer self
Stuck on the Titanic | PATREON EARLY ACCESS!
YO! You bored? Want another podacast ep to watch? Then look at this one! We filmed this like 2 or 3 months ago before we were all trapped inside from quarantine xxo
Don't Fly Paper Planes | EXTENDED CUT
Here's a little extra from today's video. Too far? You decide.
Being Made To Watch A Long Video | ALTERNATE ENDING
We hope you enjoy the alternate ending to this bad boy. It's much more akin to our usual punch lines.
That One Friend In Quarantine | UNCENSORED
How do we make an already fucked up sketch even more fucked up? This is how. Enjoy.
Hangman | TOO RUDE FOR YOUTUBE
Hey you beautiful nerds,When we started Patreon we made this skit that was too messed up for Youtube. Our Patreon landscape has changed heaps and so we wanted to re-share it for all of you who haven't managed to see it yet.Enjoy!
Abusing our Intern | LONGER & UNCUT (Much like a penis)
Hello BOYS! Quarantine got ya down? Well enjoy this 20 minute version of today's podcast!
Sticks & Stones | Uncensored and EXTRA LONG!
Bit of extra length and girth on this one, and even an extra partner in the bed. WOWIE! Wash your hands xx
Becoming a Psychopath | BLOOPERS
Isn't it ironic that the man with the big nose couldn't stop laughing at the man with the big nose.
Bad News | UNCENSORED
Watch Elias get shredded
