oglaf posts
sound bites
this strip, made respectable
Devils
and here's a couple of warnings we didn't have room for in this strip
sock puppets
SFW version of this
Foresight
This strip, but more dicks.There are probably some excellent non-porn uses for a magic mirror but I can't think of any right now.
Trunky and friends
SFW version of this
Opening
This strip but without the change of location.For those who don't want to move.
Get Mushy
It's the non-butt version of this
Print version
By request! It's a printable version of Sexual Healing for First Responders, to pin up in your emergency room or ambulance.
Sexual healing for first responders
leopard, glory-hole, actual medical advice
Pussy Slug
You could say that replacing a character in an existing strip with a giant talking vagina is a pretty cheap way to generate content and we wouldn't disagree.If you're an editor at Marvel, though, why not give it a try? I mean, cheap content, right?
Tower of Thorns
It's the SFW version of this strip....although I guess these aren't really 'versions' are they?They're more... I dunno... 'Asset grabs' or something.
Blowback
Usually we post alternate versions of strips here, but this started as the original version.The strip we posted on the main site was supposed to be the dumb Patreon version, but we ended up liking it better, pulling a switch.
Hybrids
One from the archive!Vampire / werewolf blends from this-https://youtu.be/gE80Mdv7eTs
apples
This week's strip wasn't dirty at all, so... we need to do a NSFW version here, right?
Ductile
By request, it's that seething mass of ducks as a tile-able background.
Thingle Bells
something like this
Cake Jail
It's the totally SFW version of this strip
oh, also...
we're guessing you don't need a tiling image of dicks, but just in case we've guessed wrong, here's one now.
Duckocalypse
In keeping with Patreon's policy of no dicks on public posts, it's our pleasure to present this almost-invisible amendment to this strip
Print-at-home religious material
Some cosplayers asked if they could print up some Sithrak tracts to hand out at a convention. We thought the con might not be happy about people distributing porn, so we said "We'll make you up some SFW religious propaganda"If you want to make some yourself, first question is paper size. Letter or A4? Go to the bottom of this post and download the pdf you need. The links are in orange letters.Not sure what size your paper is? this handy map might help.If your printer does duplex printing or you're planning to go to a copy shop, ...


























