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Evil Inc, Tuesday, June 24, 2025
Demonic Apologies and Possessed ObjectsWeeks after trying to kill her colleague, Cassie Cruz, with “demonic coffee,” Desi reappears with an apology. Offering to exorcize the lingering spirit from Cassie’s office, Desi reveals her unusual talent: the ability to possess objects with spirits, giving them sentience. Intrigued, Cassie hints at her own plans — possibly involving a personal item at her desk.Coming soon...Here's a sneak peek at an upcoming bonus cartoon! For more behind-the-scenes excitement, check out yesterday's Share...
Evil Inc Shareholder Report: Spies, Shrek, and Sexy Shenanigans
Angus has been banished to a Hemingway novel for being the corporate spy, but I'm getting the feeling some of you just aren't buying it. If it isn't Angus, then who could it be? If you haven't made your prediction yet, the poll is still live! Coming up next…The villains of Evil Inc feel awful about accusing Cassie Cruz of being the mole. And they apologize for all of those assassination attempts — the demonic coffee, the poisonous cobra, the quicksand/carpet — it was all too much. To show her there’s no hard feelings, th...
Who's the mole?
Angus has been banished to a Hemingway novel for being the corporate spy, but I'm getting the feeling some of you just aren't buying it. But if it isn't Angus, then who could it be?Need a refresher? You can find the entire chapter in this Patreon Collection. On the Evil Inc website, the story starts here.
Bonus cartoon — Mosquito crime scene
I couldn’t resist sharing this one with you — just for fun! It’s a mosquito murder mystery unfolding at a very itchy crime scene. 🕵️♂️ 🦟 The tiny detectives are on the case, buzzing with theories and caffeine.This one’s exclusive to you, my awesome Patreon backers, as a thank-you for your continued support. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the lewds, or the lore, you make it all possible—and I’m forever grateful.Enjoy this little detour into absurdity. (And remember: If you see a chalk outline on your arm... run...
Evil Inc full page, week of June 17, 2025
There are only 24 hours left to nominated Evil Inc for Best Humor Webcomic — and Alex Heberling for best colorist in this year's ’Ringo Awards. If you haven't done so already, I would greatly appreciate your consideration!TranscriptPanel 1:Catnip: Looks like we owe you an apology, Cassie.Giant Tess: We were pretty rough on you.Cassie Cruz: Oh, it wasn't that bad...Desdemona (laughing): Heh — She calls possessed coffee, a poisonous cobra, quicksand carpet and booby-trapped office supplies “not that bad!”Jeremy (confused): ...
NSFW Commission — The Prince and the Pumper
Today's commission has five filthy parts! In the image gallery, there's a microfic version, a no-text version, a post-climax scene, and a close-up. Plus, attached to this post is a PDF containing a short story based on the scene!Prince Daryn was initially seen in EiAD #74 [EiAD website | Patreon Collection | "Elastic Diplomat" tag]. Including the monthly LEWDcrate package, that's four different ways you can access this exclusive content!For other short stories in the Evil Inc universe, click the "EI erotica" tag unde...
NSFW Commission — Captain Scarr and the housewife
This commission set comes in: Detail, micro-fiction, and no-text versions — plus the short story below!Captain Scarr and the housewife prequelThe Earth's heroes were off-world, tangled in a diplomatic mission to Amazing Amazon’s homeworld — which made it the perfect time for Captain Scarr to do a little personal reconnaissance. Orbiting lazily over a quiet Earth suburb in her cloaked ship, The Velvet Saber, the infamous space pirate lounged in the command cradle, her black leather corset cinched tight around her waist, cleavage displa...
Evil Inc Shareholder Report: Armed with a Library Card
You never know what you’ll find when you peek behind the curtain at Evil Inc. Between a librarian turning people into footnotes, Lightning Lady’s love life generating more sparks than her powers, and a minotaur getting a crash-course in Hemingway, it’s been business as unusual. Whether you’re here for the capes, the chaos, or the cartoon cleavage, I’ve got some juicy updates.Angus BeefedThe Lethal Librarian has identified Angus as the Evil Inc mole, and she has banished him into Death in the Afternoon by Ernest Hemingway. Here’s an ...
Evil Inc, Tuesday, June 17, 2025
Angus has been through a lot during his time as a hench… but nothing quite like this. In today’s comic, he finds himself in a place where brute strength and bravado aren’t enough to survive — and where the rules are written in blood. It’s one of our most haunting, literary turns yet, complete with a quote that cuts deeper than any sword. Strap in for a surreal, atmospheric tale that puts our favorite minotaur face-to-face with something he can’t punch his way out of.Transcript"He [the matador] must have a spiritual enjoyment of ...
Bonus cartoon — Tub time
Every mom deserves a little "me time"—bubbles, wine, and a romance novel or two. But the rubber ducky knows what comes next and it has him quacking in his boots! Ollie, on the otter hand, knows what comes next, too... and he's here for it.Me timeThe door clicked shut with a sound the bath toys had come to dread: the sacred click of solitude. From their perch on the tub’s edge, they knew the signs. Bubbles already foamed high in the water like a frothy invitation. A romance novel with a suggestively torn cover lay open to a chapt...
Evil Inc full page, week of June 10, 2025
The Lethal Librarian has identified Angus the minotaur as the spy who has been leaking sensitive information to the superheroes, and she prepares for him a fate worse than death.The nomination round for the ’Ringo Awards ends in a few days, if you haven't nominated Evil Inc for Best Humor Webcomic — and Alex Heberling for best colorist — I would greatly appreciate your consideration!TranscriptPanel 1:Lethal Librarian (pointing at Angus):“LISTEN TO THE EVIDENCE! You’re the only one who had access to all of the false information!”...
NSFW commission — Miss Starr and Miss Match
Here's the continuation of the ongoing series of commissions featuring Miss Match and Khan Gallos of Valeria-Seven. In this scene, Miss Starr* is sent to apprehend Khan Gallos, but when she's captured by Gallos' feared Obsidian Order, it's Miss Match who interrogates the nubile heroine.*Story note: This is the "original" Miss Starr, and not the current wielder of the star sphere.The image gallery above features a detail view, a micro-fic version, and a "no text" version. I've also included some standout momen...
Evil Inc, June 10, 2025
After a series of fake missions and misleading intel, suspicions within Evil Inc are at an all-time high. Someone on the inside is sabotaging the operation. Meanwhile, Angus the Monotaur—newly reassigned and under scrutiny—finds himself at the center of the brewing conflict. As doubts spread and fingers point, the villains struggle to separate fact from fiction — something this librarian excels at. Chapter 16 | Page 17a: False Flags and FinesPanel 1:Lethal Librarian (pointing at Angus):“LISTEN TO THE EVIDENCE! You’re the only one who ...
LEWDcrate has been delivered!
NOTE: Instructions for navigating some common errors are listed belowYour successful Patreon pledge gives you access all month long to LEWDcrate, my 4-gigabyte archive of NSFW comics and illos —plus the complete Evil Inc archive since 2016... in full-page format! This is another excellent way to access the 1,600+ NSFW comics and illustrations I've posted!How to get your rewardIf you log into Patreon, you should see a little word-balloon icon when you sign in to Patreon.On a desktop computer, it should appear along the top (as shown above)...
June NSFW desktop wallpapers, mobile backgrounds, calendars and more!
Welcome to a new month on Patreon! Your monthly package of NSFW desktop wallpapers and mobile backgrounds includes printable calendars — both US letter and A4 sizes! — and an avatar you can use on the Evil Inc Discord server!
June desktop wallpapers, mobile backgrounds, calendars and more!
Welcome to a new month on Patreon! Your monthly package of desktop wallpapers and mobile backgrounds includes printable calendars — both US letter and A4 sizes! — and an avatar you can use on the Evil Inc Discord server!
Evil Inc After Dark #78, Page 1
If you've had trouble signing into the special Patreon-only areas of Evil-Inc.com, scroll down for an exciting announcement!Here's an EiAD that had me chuckling all the way through the drawing process. In the current storyline, Phenomenal Lass keeps innocently saying sexual innuendos that cause such an acute response in nearby men that they simply collapse...I decided to name the medical reaction "V.O.S." — Vasomaximal Overload Syndrome — and sent Hana Takahashi to cover it. The result is an EiAD page I'm really excited ...
Evil Inc full page, week of May 27, 2025
Tensions rise as the Evil Inc villains confront the possibility that someone other than Cassie tampered with their files. What began as a clear-cut case of betrayal becomes murkier when Jeremy reveals a broader breach.TranscriptPanel 1:Lethal Librarian (frustrated, gesturing with her hands): “Phenomenal Lass is still outside my safehouse! My scheme is ruined!Cassie Cruz : How many ambulance drivers could this city possibly have?!”Panel 2:Lethal Librarian: “She’s gone through all of them. Now there’s a candlelight vigil for the fallen....
Commission — Romantic date, Angus and Lightning Lady
Here's another in the "romantic date" series. This time, our himbo minotaur takes his love to the rooftop so she can properly enjoy a nice, relaxing thunderstorm. I've included some of the other romantic-date scenes in the image gallery.
NSFW Commission — The Serpent, The Sinner & The Saint
Here's another commission featuring "The Serpent, The Sinner & The Saint" webcomic! S-S-S follows the adventures of three very different women in a fantastic version of 17th-century Europe. (Rated R) It features three updates per week... PLUS:A double-sized extra strip for Patreon backersTwo colored adult content extras per month for Patreon backersPatreon backers of S-S-Salso get instant access to all previously released extra content (extra strips, adult content, WIP, and more).I've included some of my past S-S-S commissions i...
Evil Inc, May 27, 2025
Evil Inc supercolorist Alex Heberling has been working feverishly through the backlog of comics and commissions,so much so that we're able to offer you Tuesday's comic in full color! There are still a few posts that need to be updated, but I felt compelled to celebrate her Herculean effort during a challenging and trying time.The story so far...As you'll remember, Cassie Cruz initiated a scheme to oust the villain who was leaking sensitive information to the superheroes. She planted false information in the work files of each of the...
NSFW commission — Miss Match and Khan Gallos
Here's the latest in a series of commissions that envisions Miss Match as a queen consort to Khan Gallos. I've included some of the earlier installments in the image gallery above.Khan Gallos was a character from episode 7 of Evil Inc After Dark, which you can read in this Collection.
Evil Inc After Dark #77, Page 7
I couldn't resist adding a stinger to the latest EiAD arc!Be sure to adjust your notification settings. As I re-upload the color versions of these comics and illos, I'll send out a notification that I've done so, and you don't want to miss it!Note: These pages are temporarily in black and white as my amazing colorist, Alex Heberling, catches up after taking time away after the loss of her mother. Full-color versions will be posted as soon as possible, and I'll send out notifications as I do. 💛
Evil Inc Shareholder Report
Someone at Evil Inc has been leaking sensitive information to the superheroes, and the villains suspect their new branch manager, Cassie Cruz, due to her ties to the heroes through her company, the Silver Agency. To catch the mole, she planted a lie in the work files of each of her employees. If one of the lies gets leaked, she’d know the culprit. Her plan is about to work too well…Stay ’tooned, true believer!Colorist updateAs you know, some of the comics and commissions have been posted in black and white, as my phenomenal colorist, Alex...
Evil Inc full page, week of May 20, 2025
Cassie's plan worked a little too well!
NSFW commission — Jack O'Lantern and Wild Weed
Ol' Jack is at it again! This time, he engages in a timeless tryst with Wild Weed! I've added a couple of previous Jack O'Lantern commissions in the image gallery.
Evil Inc After Dark #77, page 6
WORK ORDER: #2205-173CLIENT: The Warren Apts, Unit 3BADDRESS: 339 N 11th Street, Fairmount CityTECHNICIAN: Thornhide, B.ARRIVAL TIME: 2:13 PMDEPARTURE TIME: ??? (left sometime after moonrise)SERVICE TYPE: Appliance Delivery & Install / Unexpected Moisture ManagementTASKS PERFORMED:☑ Delivered new refrigerator unit (model: Jotnar 4200)☑ Removed old unit (approx. 14 years old, full of expired kombucha & possibly sentient kale)☑ Installed new fridge, leveled legs (rear right needed stacking shims — used three)☑ Mounted ice maker unit aga...
Evil Inc Tuesday, May 20, 2025
Jeremy rushes in with some important information that may save Desi's job! But will it cost Cassie hers?
NSFW commission — Captain Scarr and Shaylana
NOTE: I have updated this post with the full-color image, a detail that zooms in on the action, a microfic version with naughty narration, AND I've added a short fiction that you can read in the attached PDF.This commission pairs our favorite lusty, busty pirate with Shaylana of the Star Corps. To see more of Captain Scarr, check out EiAD 7 ( https://www.patreon.comzzlection/28171 ).Shaylana was introduced in EiAD 38 ( https://www.patreon.com/collection/27936 ) and EiAD 43 ( https://www.patreon.com/collection/27901).
Commission — Lightning Lady and Angus' romantic date
When you're dating a supervillain with electricity powers, the perfect night for a picnic is a little different! This is a part of a series of "romantic date" commissions. I have uploaded a few others to the image gallery.Note: These pages are temporarily in black and white. My amazing colorist, Alex Heberling, is taking time away after the loss of her mother. Full-color versions will be posted as soon as possible. 💛
